<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21933432</id><updated>2011-04-22T00:14:10.348-03:00</updated><title type='text'>EL CONSULTORIO DEL TITO</title><subtitle type='html'>Yo, el Tito, (esponsoreado por las DOS EN UNA, dos locas de "aqueshas")te soluciono todo. Desarrugo, desengraso, desculo, plancho en seco, limpio inodoros, pinto la "suña", froto metales, soy biodegradable y cebo mate entre consulta y consulta. No tengo diván. Acá hay sillas playeras. Así que... sentate y seguí chupando (el mate)</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21933432/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>DOS EN UNA (unidas por el pelo)</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17524425335873664309</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2649/2029/1600/481371/DeN.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21933432.post-3350666632725487173</id><published>2007-06-05T17:59:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2007-06-05T18:01:46.209-03:00</updated><title type='text'>SASTROLOGÍA</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_f9_q7Kvqkko/RmXPJ01HIOI/AAAAAAAAADU/5drIecCWJ_Q/s1600-h/post3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5072688323009913058" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_f9_q7Kvqkko/RmXPJ01HIOI/AAAAAAAAADU/5drIecCWJ_Q/s400/post3.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_f9_q7Kvqkko/RmXO601HINI/AAAAAAAAADM/Uc9FT5EZrFs/s1600-h/post2.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21933432-3350666632725487173?l=elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com/feeds/3350666632725487173/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21933432&amp;postID=3350666632725487173' title='16 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21933432/posts/default/3350666632725487173'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21933432/posts/default/3350666632725487173'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com/2007/06/sastrologa.html' title='SASTROLOGÍA'/><author><name>DOS EN UNA (unidas por el pelo)</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17524425335873664309</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2649/2029/1600/481371/DeN.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_f9_q7Kvqkko/RmXPJ01HIOI/AAAAAAAAADU/5drIecCWJ_Q/s72-c/post3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>16</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21933432.post-116068376759879660</id><published>2006-10-12T16:56:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-10-13T01:17:07.226-03:00</updated><title type='text'>RECETA' MAGISTRALE'</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2649/2029/1600/post.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2649/2029/400/post.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2649/2029/1600/post2.5.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Y ojo, eh? que como dicen los copetudo'sinteletuale, "tengo un master, tengo".&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21933432-116068376759879660?l=elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com/feeds/116068376759879660/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21933432&amp;postID=116068376759879660' title='33 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21933432/posts/default/116068376759879660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21933432/posts/default/116068376759879660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com/2006/10/receta-magistrale.html' title='RECETA&apos; MAGISTRALE&apos;'/><author><name>DOS EN UNA (unidas por el pelo)</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17524425335873664309</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2649/2029/1600/481371/DeN.gif'/></author><thr:total>33</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21933432.post-114926397712103477</id><published>2006-06-02T12:55:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-06-02T13:03:39.866-03:00</updated><title type='text'>TERAPIA</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2649/2029/1600/postiterapia.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2649/2029/400/postiterapia.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2649/2029/1600/postiterapia.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;(Ojito que las consultas y el piscoanalis siguen abiertos 24 horas).&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Ya lo saben: el Tito puede con todo!.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Salute. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21933432-114926397712103477?l=elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com/feeds/114926397712103477/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21933432&amp;postID=114926397712103477' title='49 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21933432/posts/default/114926397712103477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21933432/posts/default/114926397712103477'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com/2006/06/terapia.html' title='TERAPIA'/><author><name>DOS EN UNA (unidas por el pelo)</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17524425335873664309</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2649/2029/1600/481371/DeN.gif'/></author><thr:total>49</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21933432.post-113960142748645451</id><published>2006-02-10T15:27:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-02-10T16:59:33.790-03:00</updated><title type='text'>PISCOANALIS</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2649/2029/1600/post2.3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2649/2029/400/post2.2.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2649/2029/1600/post2.2.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;Yo, el Tito, al escribir esta frase y haciéndole el analis indico que soy "escológico", o sea, me priocupa el medio ambiente, que le dicen. Y, aparte, te desculé mi apeyido, papá!.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;Y a ver, usté,... sí usté: ¿qué frase me dejaría por acá?. Yo le hago el analis y le digo cuál es su personalidá oculta. Ojo, puede seguir dejando consultas en el post anterior, eh?. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;El Tito Barrientos puede con todo. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21933432-113960142748645451?l=elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com/feeds/113960142748645451/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21933432&amp;postID=113960142748645451' title='65 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21933432/posts/default/113960142748645451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21933432/posts/default/113960142748645451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com/2006/02/piscoanalis.html' title='PISCOANALIS'/><author><name>DOS EN UNA (unidas por el pelo)</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17524425335873664309</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2649/2029/1600/481371/DeN.gif'/></author><thr:total>65</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21933432.post-113900811647055801</id><published>2006-02-03T20:07:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2006-02-04T16:37:35.476-03:00</updated><title type='text'>SU PREGUNTA NO MOLESTA. O SEA.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2649/2029/1600/postit-az01.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2649/2029/400/postit-az01.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21933432-113900811647055801?l=elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com/feeds/113900811647055801/comments/default' title='Comentarios de la entrada'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21933432&amp;postID=113900811647055801' title='99 Comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21933432/posts/default/113900811647055801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21933432/posts/default/113900811647055801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elconsultoriodeltito.blogspot.com/2006/02/su-pregunta-no-molesta-o-sea.html' title='SU PREGUNTA NO MOLESTA. O SEA.'/><author><name>DOS EN UNA (unidas por el pelo)</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17524425335873664309</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2649/2029/1600/481371/DeN.gif'/></author><thr:total>99</thr:total></entry></feed>
